Tuesday, February 5, 2008

The good old days.....

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning .... Uphill through the snow BOTH ways while being THANKFUL for the opportunity. Blah, blah, blah.

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in heck, I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids. But now I'm over the ripe old age of forty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.

They've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, they live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but kids today just don't know how good they've got it!

1. No Internet! Definately not the high speed cable kind. If I wanted to know something, had to drag my butt to the library and look it up myself... In the card catalog!! (Do you even know what a card catalog is? Didn't think so!)

2. There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter... With a pen and paper! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!

3. There were no MP3's or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and mess it all up!

4. We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it! Or Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

5. We didn't have any Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600 or Pong! With games like "Space Invaders" and "Ms.Pac-Man" and the graphics were horrible! Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

6. When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old broad with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you were just screwed!

7. Sure we had cable television, well some kids did....but back then that was only like 15 channels and there was no onscreen menu! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!And there was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons!

8. And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove or go build a fire ... Imagine that! If we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid JiffyPop thing or a pan with HOT oil and Real popcorn kernels and shake it all over the stove forever like an idiot.

9. When we were on the phone with our friends and our parents walked-in, we were stuck to the wall with a cord, a 7 foot cord that ran to the phone - not the phone base, the actual phone. We barely had enough length to sit on the floor and still be able to twirl the phone cord in our fingers. If you suddenly had to go to the bathroom - guess what we had to do..... Hang up and talk to them later.

10. 8 tracks... I'm not even going there!

Kids today have got it too easy. They are spoiled!! I know my kids wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1970!

7 comments:

Marianne said...

Imagine what we'll be saying in 20-40 years! But yes, I see what you're saying.
Marianne

Amy, Steve, Molly, Paige and Garrett said...

That's totally hilarious! I remember sitting by the radio WAITING for the song that I wanted to tape to come on and then being so ticked that the radio dude talked over the beginning of the song!
Amy

Amy, Steve, Molly, Paige and Garrett said...

That's totally hilarious! I remember sitting by the radio WAITING for the song that I wanted to tape to come on and then being so ticked that the radio dude talked over the beginning of the song!
Amy

Amy, Steve, Molly, Paige and Garrett said...

Oops... double posted... sorry! See where techology gets you?!?!?!?

Andrea said...

Oh my gosh Paige, you are cracking me up! Did you really not have a microwave though? That would drive me crazy!

Jennifer Herring said...

You're so funny. I remember sitting on the kitchen floor, talking to my best friend on the phone... Until my mom started making dinner and there was no more room in the kitchen. :-)

We did have a microwave though!

Katie Scott said...

You are so funny!! I always tell my students to go to the library and do research other than the internet and they look at me like I am crazy!